shh, shh. you're the victim here. we both are. let's get out of here. or, you know, we could just do it right here. we could just do it right here. (bride gasps, both moaning) fine. have at it. exercise your dibs. she's got her shields up anyway. she's reading a book. yeah. at a bar. that book might as well be called, are you there, barney? it's me, horny. that is not what "shields up" looks like. that is what "shields up" looks like. move. god! hey. 'sup, dudes? fries? oh, good god, woman. you're a disgrace. no fries for this guy. (snorts) robin, seriously, i love you, but it's like you have squiggly cartoon odor lines coming off of you right now. you know what, barney? just cut her some slack, okay? she just went through a breakup. with hygiene? no, with don.